You look like you just ate soap

This'll be a short one. Probably

Have you ever noticed how when you're standing waiting for an elevator on the first floor of a building, every person will come up and look to see if the up button has been illuminated. They're basically saying, "You look like someone who is barely able to stand up straight, let alone operate something as complex as an elevator button, I'd better check your work." Seriously, what do they think I'm doing there? Do they think I just enjoy elevator lobbies? Then again, I probably do the same thing. Can't trust people today, they're all stupid.